NO MORE JEWEL!!! Isn't she on Nashville Star too? I guess since she isn't successful in her own recording career that she's going to make a full time job out of judging others and being snotty. She would have been good as a judge on Superstar USA a few years ago, but not this! Paula barely said anything last night and that's? That's not cool.
NO MORE CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGES PERIOD! It ruins the dynamic. The only one I ever liked was Quentin Tarantino so I guess he's ok. And Axl Rose would be cool of course. Maybe Whitney too. But everyone else, no.
STOP STAGING REJECTS! That juggler guy couldn't even get a tear out! The "Amish" guy? Come on! You can't manufacture a William Hung! And even if the people are doing it on their own, there are ten's of thousands of them--couldn't they pick the "good" ones to go through. There has to be at least a few! Cowardly lion girl came close, but she's no Mary Roach or Leroy Wells or even Sil-a-lent Night, I- said- a- Hol--oly night.
GIVE THAT POOR BOY SOME PROACTIV! Y'all know who I'm talking about:
How could they let him go on tv like that? Now he will forever be known on message boards dedicated to AI as "Zitboy." (much like that other girl will be known as "Crackbaby")
STOP THE DUMB "WRONG DOOR" GAG - When you gotta use childish pranks to get laughs, something's wrong.
and finally,
Don't let Courtney Love audition!
I hope tonight's show is better. Judging by the preview it looks like we may get some legitimate freaks. If I lived in Seattle, I'd be pissed though. It looks like Carnivale.
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