Page Six reports that Marilyn Manson will be served with divorce papers sometime today. Dita Von Teese filed for the split before Christmas but wasn't able to get in touch with Manson until now. (Well duh, it was Christmas, he was busy decorating his upside-down tree and burning nativity sets!)
She cites the standard "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split. That translates to "I'm way too classy for this cokehead has-been freak who gets blowjobs from his gothgroupies."
It's not certain who is going to get custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva, but I really hope it's Dita. You ever hear the story about that time Marilyn brought a bag of puppies on the stage..........
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