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Wednesday, January 31, 2007
This guy pwns
Simon: "Why are you trying out for American Idol?"
Chris: "I want to make David Hasselhoff cry."
I hope he makes the top 12!
Pickler 2.0's gotta go though.
BTW - Why the frig was she wearing a shirt that says " Blue-Eyed Bombshell?" Her eyes looked brown to me! Is adding color-blindness to her list of sobstories? Wait, don't tell me, in addition to her daddy being paralyzed after a botched murder-suicide attempt, her dreams of becoming a pilot are also crushed now right?
GET OFF MY TV!
Donald vs. Vince BOR-ING! BOR-ING! BOR-ING!
So Donald Trump made an appearance via satellite on this past Monday Night Raw. He began a feud with Vince McMahon by one-upping him on "fan appreciation" night and dumping thousands of dollars of [real] cash on fans in attendance. I hope at least some of those fans were the same ones that had to pay to watch the awful Donald vs. Rosie fight a couple weeks ago. They deserve their money back! Expect this publicity stunt to drag on until Wrestlemania.
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She's a huge Dogstar fan
Life & Style Weekly reports that Keanu and Jen had a secret date and spent some time together over the holidays at her home.
Is this true or the work of publicists? Too early to tell. I do like the idea of these two together though.
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Simon, Randy, and Courtney?
Courtney Love recently revealed to her Usmagazine.com ' that Idol's executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring into whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.
"He called," Love tells Usmagazine.com. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant." '
Courtney was hush-hush about any further details.
Supposedly one of those pesky "sources" scooped to Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering hiring Love to "replace Paula."
American Idol reps could not immediately be reached for comment.
So what, Paula isn't crazy enough? They want an actual murderer? Someone with even less vocal talent (she is a great songwriter though)? My guess is someone prankcalled Courtney. I can imagine it wouldn't be hard to do.
Donna Martin Refrigerates!
That's just awesome to me. Tupperware has been cool ever since Kimberly on Melrose had the split personality and when she became Betsy she was all prim and proper and hosted Tupperware parties. Hey maybe Marcia Cross will come to the party. Wow! 90210, Melrose, Donna's pregnant, Kimberly's pregnant and what seals them all neatly and airtightly together? TUPPERWARE! I'm so deep I make myself cry sometimes.
Anyway Tori is still on the outs with her mom Candy, but her tv mom from the sadly-taken-from-us-before-it's-time show So noTORIous, Loni Anderson will be there.
Brandy Sued for 50 Million
' The parents of a woman killed in a freeway crash involving Brandy sued the actress-singer for $50 millionUS yesterday. The wrongful-death suit claims Brandy was driving recklessly when her Land Rover struck the back of a Honda driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, 38. The suit was filed on behalf of Aboudihaj Ahmed and Labridi Zohra in Los Angeles Superior Court. It comes a day after the California Highway Patrol recommended Brandy be charged with misdemeanour vehicular manslaughter in the Dec. 30 accident. '
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In related news: How unfair! Brandy is a celebrity!
From TMZ:
' Black civil rights leaders in Los Angeles claim the California Highway Patrol has made singer/actress Brandy "a political trophy."
The Los Angeles City Attorney is deciding whether to file misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charges against Brandy, whose Land Rover slammed into a Toyota on the 405 Freeway killing the driver.
Today, Najee Ali, leader of Project Islamic HOPE, said the CHP's recommendation to file charges against the singer "is unfairly targeting her for prosecution because of her celebrity." Ali told TMZ he is organizing an e-mail campaign in the African American community to put pressure on City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo to reject the case.
Delgadillo says "We will treat this case like every other case and treat it very seriously because someone died." '
Um, excuse me? Reject the case because she's a celebrity? What is this, the Vince Neil loophole? Does she think she's getting PUNK'D again? She's not even much of a celebrity anymore. Wasn't there a very special episode of Moesha where the lesson was to take responsibility for your actions?
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Damn Harry, you're, um, hairy!
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Here's what the almighty Wiki says:
" Shaffer was inspired to write his play when he heard of a crime involving a teenage boy's apparently senseless injury to horses. He then set out to construct a fictional account of what might have caused the incident, without knowing any of the details of the crime. The play is posited as a kind of postmodern detective story.
The boy, who worked part-time in the stables where the attack occurred, would take a certain horse out for occasional night rides. Those jaunts functioned as the set piece for an elaborate ritual of exaltation constructed by his anguished psyche.
Delving into Alan's tormented mind causes Dysart to confront his own spiritual atrophy, the result of a modern consumer culture that tolerates only enervated conformity. Dysart reflects: "That boy has known a passion more ferocious than I have felt in any second of my life. And let me tell you something: I envy it. ... I watch [my wife]...night after night—a woman I haven't kissed in six years— and he stands in the dark for an hour, sucking the sweat off his god's hairy cheek!"
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What's Going On With Diddy and Sienna
Innocent right? So then how come this morning Diddy sent a bodyguard over to try to delete this photo of him dropping her off at her hotel?
Methinks Kimmy's gonna be sporting some new bling pretty soon.
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Monday, January 29, 2007
I Totally Called It!
Guess what? She recently got wasted at everyone's favorite hangout Hyde.
Here's the report from UsWeekly:
' Hilary Duff was far from her usual goody-two-shoes self on January 25 when she and older sister Haylie showed up at L.A. club Hyde with a huge entourage.
Our Usmagazine.com tattler tells us that Hilary -- who has been single since splitting in November from Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden (he's currently dating Nicole Richie) -- arrived arm-in-arm with her sis' a little after 11 p.m., looking tipsy. Hilary, 19, soon was teetering over to the women’s restroom with one of her girlfriends and a "flamboyant" male friend. “It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.”
The sisters continued to party Paris Hilton-style throughout the night at a VIP table, where our source says they were “all over” their two man-dates. Haylie 21, whispered in the ear of her 30-ish-year-old date while kissing his neck. Hilary perched on her date’s lap, laughing and flirting with her own older man. Says the source: “When I’ve seen Hilary out in the past, she has been relatively composed, but tonight she was acting pretty wild.” '
I have to admit, I had a little help from my buddy Zoltar on this one. So Zoltar, what do you predict next for Hil?
ZOLTAR SAYS: "CROTCHSHOTS BY NEXT FRIDAY."
What Are the Asshats Up To?
Here's my aunt Thelma on the way to bingo with her lucky hat and Marlboro Menthols. Wait, I'm sorry, that's Britney on her way to [laugh, choke, gag] dance rehearsals.
$CIENTOLOGY UPDATE
"It's weird people want to paint [Scientology] in a negative way," Jen is quoted as saying. "It's just sad that people would look at it in that way."
I don't know which is be more annoying: the whole Bennifer thing or J-Lo as a S$ientologist. Tough one.
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From The New York Daily News:
Says another pal: "It's completely laughable that there's even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn't mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like kabbala in that it's become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It's a joke." '
Ut oh, Tom's gonna be pissed about that one. I bet he'll make Katie stop being friends with Posh.
AAAACKK!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
SAG AWARD RESULTS
Helen Mirren / ELIZABETH I
Male Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries
Jeremy Irons / ELIZABETH I
Female Actor in a Comedy Series
America Ferrera / UGLY BETTY
Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin / 30 ROCK
Ensemble in a Comedy Series
THE OFFICE
Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Eddie Murphy / DREAMGIRLS
Life Achievement Award
Julie Andrews
Female Actor in a Drama Series
Chandra Wilson / GREY’S ANATOMY
Male Actor in a Drama Series
Hugh Laurie / HOUSE
Ensemble in a Drama Series
GREY’S ANATOMY
Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Jennifer Hudson / DREAMGIRLS
Male Actor in a Leading Role
Forest Whitaker / THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
Female Actor in a Leading Role
Helen Mirren / THE QUEEN
Ensemble Cast of a Motion Picture
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
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Friday, January 26, 2007
Hillary Duff's About To Go Britney
Oh dear. "I feel like a guy." "I feel kind of wrong." " I'm young!" I can see where this is going. Pretty soon she'll be doing lines with Paris and ditching her panties. Hilary, don't do it, you are a nice girl. That kind of behavior is so yesterday. So yesterday.
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More Pregnant Celebs!
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Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton 31, and boyfriend Jade Jones, 27 are expecting a child. "I guess I will be handing over the 'Baby' tag now to a deserving little new owner," she said in a statement. I guess he took a break from going "Downtown."
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Fast Food Workers: We are embarrassed to be associated with K-Fed
K-FED AD INSULTS FAST FOOD WORKERS
Kevin Federline may want to think twice before eating at McDonalds. The soon-to be ex husband of Britney Spears and wannabe rapper incurring the anger of the fast-food industry with a soon-to-be aired commercial for Nationwide Insurance.
The commercial which runs on Super Bowl Sunday shows K-Fed fantasizing about being a big-time rapper — but is actually a short order cook at a fast food joint. Federline says the commercial attempts to make fun of his own image. But a top executive at the National Restaurant Association doesn't see it that way. She blasts the ad as "demeaning and unpleasant" to the nations nearly 13 million restaurant employees. "It shouldn't be necessary for a company to disrespect others to get its point across," restaurant rep Annika Stensson told the New York Post.
A Nationwide spokesman defends the K-Fed commercials. "It's a humorous take on one person's life. The focus of the ad is the element of surprise, not the setting of fast-food restaurants.
Oh yeah, right. They're making fun of the element of surprise only. Let's just see what our friend the Geico Caveman has to say about that.
Geico Caveman: "What if he woke up as an insurance company spokesman?"
Nationwide Spokesman: "Well , that wouldn't be funny."
Geico Caveman: "Why? Because insurance company spokesmen are smart?"
Nationwide Spokesman: "No."
Geico Caveman: "Because insurance company spokesmen make over minimum wage?"
"Nationwide Spokesman: "Um, dude, you do realize that YOU are also an insurance company spokesman, right?"
Geico Caveman: "Oh right. I guess I'm outta here then. SCREW YOU FAST FOOD WORKERS!! LOOO-SERS!!!"
Pamelooney?
George Clooney and Pamela Anderson have become Hollywood's most unlikely couple after the pair was spotted frolicking together on a romantic, fun dinner date.
The Oscar winner booked a private room at Sherman Oaks, California restaurant the Valley Inn, and entertained the former Baywatch babe there on January 7, according to reports.
Since that evening, which ended with Anderson sitting on her date's lap, the odd couple has been spotted out and about, enjoying dog walks together.
A pal says: "George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."
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I can't believe it took almost ten days for this story to break. Everyone is very shocked by this. I can kind of see why. It's like the Class President going out with the ditzy, big-boobed cheerleader. But in defense of Pammy, just don't say "Why her, she's such a slut!" because I'm sure his number is just as high, if not higher. Oh wait, I'm sorry, he's a guy.
Stalker Alert -ME!
OMGYGLOLLLKL;;!!!!!111111!! I'm so excited!! Tonight I get to meet my favorite wrestler/current #1 spot on my laminated list, the Rated R Superstar, Edge!! He's doing a meet & greet a local mall with Randy Orton (not so excited about him, I hear he poops in women's gym bags).
Yes, I am aware of how corny that sounds and that I am nearly 30 years old, but I bet if it were George Clooney, somehow it would be ok right? Thought so, bite me!
Right now I'm working on a wedding sack so I can take him down, Borat-style. It's either that or molest him like Shawn Michaels did on RAW last Monday. I haven't decided yet.
I Bet Fox Picks It Up
FROM PAGE SIX:
January 26, 2007 -- HOW ridiculous can "reality" TV get? Producer Kevin Blatt is shopping a show in which 10 young men "medically verified" to be virgins compete for the chance to lose their cherries to "a celeb." In what's billed as "Big Brother meets Howard Stern," contestants will be locked in a house where they must abstain from any form of sexual activity while their every move is monitored. Viewers vote to eliminate the losers one by one until there's one virgin left.
I can't imagine what celebrity would be willing to do this. It would have to be porn star. Or Screech.
I wonder how they are going to medically verify these guys. What can they do? Check to see if they are wearing Spiderman briefs? Hook sensors up to their penises and see if they get aroused while watching The Wrath of Khan?
The Mentally Handicapped Are Like Children - You Can Cheer Them Up With a Trip To Disney
Rosie O'Donnell felt so bad for the way Jonathan Jayne and Kenneth Briggs (you know, "bushbaby" and his large friend) were treated on American Idol (not to mention wanting to keep her name in the news) that she gave them both a backstage tour of the View (just what they always wanted I'm sure) and all-expense paid trips to Disney World. That was pretty nice of Rosie. Now they can feel better about themselves when they see the people dressed up as Goofy for a living.
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Where's Jacko?
TOKYO (AP) — Michael Jackson is back in the United States after living in Bahrain, France and Ireland. He emerged with his spokeswoman Friday to confirm to The Associated Press that he is back after more than a year in self-imposed exile following his acquittal in a high-profile child molestation trial that ended in June 2005.
They also said he is on the comeback trail — planning a pair of "fan appreciation events" in Japan in March, one of which will charge $3,300 for the opportunity to meet the Gloved One.
"I can confirm that he is in the United States," spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain said. "We don't give out information regarding our client's whereabouts because of safety, and this is just an ongoing policy." [Me: Is that for his safety or the American children's?]
During the brief conference call, Jackson read a statement prepared for The Associated Press about his plans to visit Japan and allowed only one question: How are you?
"I'm fine, thank you," was his reply.
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I don't see how it would be that hard to find him. My guess would be that you can find him at a grammar school, Chuck E. Cheese, or a NAMBLA meeting.
Oh, and $3,300 to meet that freak? For that much, you'd better be able to keep the nose!
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Nicole Kidman in crash on the set of her new movie
' LOS ANGELES - Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman and seven other people suffered minor injuries on a movie set on Thursday after the car they were riding in crashed into a light pole, police said.
All eight of the injured, including Kidman, were taken to a local hospital for examination after the accident, which occurred at about 1am (9.00pm Thursday NZT), Los Angeles police spokeswoman Karen Smith said.
Smith said all eight people were released from the hospital and did not suffer major injuries.
The Los Angeles Police Department will likely conduct a routine traffic accident investigation into the crash, which occurred while a stunt driver was at the wheel of the car, she said.
Celebrity news program Extra reported that in addition to Kidman, the injured included three other actors, a camera crew and several stuntmen. According to Extra the accident happened during filming of the thriller The Invasion. '
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The following statement was released:
OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON KIDMAN ACCIDENTThere was an accident involving a rigged camera vehicle on the set of THE INVASION Wednesday night (1/24/07) in Los Angeles. Nicole Kidman was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and was taken to the hospital for evaluation. She was released shortly thereafter. No other actors were involved in the scene at the time of the incident. Two additional crew members sustained minor injuries as a result of the collision. The production took the appropriate steps following the incident to ensure the safety of the cast and crew. Production resumed Wednesday evening and Kidman will return to the set on Thursday, January 25.
Might as well JUMP!! OWW MY HIP!!!
Billboard.com reported yesterday that ' a contract could be signed as soon as today for Live Nation to produce a 40-date amphitheatre tour by Van Halen this summer, with original frontman David Lee Roth back in the fold for the first time in more than 20 years.
As previously reported, guitarist Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang has stepped in for original bassist Michael Anthony in the new incarnation of the group, which also features drummer Alex Van Halen.
"I see it absolutely as an inevitability," Roth told Billboard.com last May of a potential reunion with his ex-bandmates. "To me, it's not rocket surgery. It's very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what's-her-name says to what's-her-name at the end of the movie 'Chicago' -- 'So what? It's showbiz!' So I definitely see it happening." '
It's all Celestia's Fault!
The couple "have decided to separate after five years of marriage," the actress's rep said in a statement Wednesday. "They have requested that they be allowed their privacy at this time."
Laffoon, 33, and Heche, 37, wed in 2001, and have a 4-year-old son, Homer.
Entertainment Tonight has reported that the Men in Trees actress is romantically involved with her costar, James Tupper. Heche's rep had no comment on the relationship. Tupper split from his wife in November, according to ET. His rep had no comment when reached by PEOPLE. '
Kate and Owen - back on?
Looks like Kate Hudson wanted a little more ass-licking from the Butterscotch Stallion. They were seen together in Australia, where Kate is filming a movie called "Fool's Gold."
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
This guy's gonna be on American Idol tonight!
I realized I was a reality show junkie last night when I saw this guy in the credits and remembered him from So You Think You Can Dance. Anyone else? That mouth!
Why didn't Bush address this in his speech?
You know you have problem when K-Fed seems like the responsible one
A source recently told STAR MAGAZINE: “Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle. First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.” This mystery source then continued,“They’re being raised by strangers. He told Britney to get help before it’s too late.”
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Married?
I hope it's true for Matilda's sake. The kids gonna get enough grief for having that name, at least now she won't be a bastard on top of it. (Just kidding, I love these two and hope they are [privately] happy together.) Congrats![/whisper]
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