Get in the Ring

So besides Britney's little trainwreck (anyone else tired of it yet?), and Kayne West being a crying little bitch, the other big story this week was the Kid Rock-Tommy Lee almost-brawl.

The possible source of the fight, Pam Anderson, was on Ellen yesterday. Pam wants to stay out of it and frankly doesn't really care because she has yet another man in her life (not that magician guy and not Rick Solomon)

Here's some of the interview from Ellen's show:

Pam: "I'm staying out of it."

Ellen: "Last time you were here you said they didn't get along?"

Pam: "Can ya tell? I actually left. As soon as I left, meow! They all went after each other."

Ellen: "Clearly you and Tommy are good friends? You have kids together and were sitting on his lap earlier."

Pam: "He pulled me on his lap and spanked my butt."

Ellen: "Was that okay or no?"

Pam: "Yeah, that was okay. What are you going to do? Boys."

Then Pam changed the subject and told a touching story about her latest penis. "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance." (She actually has a pretty good sense of humor--I love that she embraces the slut image and doesn't try to go all Paris on us.)

So Pam wouldn't give a name but she confirmed that the dude is a professional poker player. She added "I'm not really engaged. I don't know what I am. We may never get that far. We're in love. This is nice."

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Meanwhile, the always well spoken Tommy Lee decided to chime in with his side of the story on his website:

' Yeah!!...here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore (he loves and adores his lap? Well, yeah I guess if I were him, I would too)....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT AS FUCK!!!!.....Megan FOX!!! So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance...."i apologize sweetie".....i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards...NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they'll break my arm......yeah whatever!!....my security guard Bruce grabs them and say's I got him....let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!! '

"Kid Pebble" BURN!

Now Vegas comedian Jeff Beacher has proposed a a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Tommy and Kid. Beacher told PAGE SIX: "We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson. What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!" Yeah, yeah, I'm not falling for this one, I'm still waiting for Vince Neil VS Axl Rose.


Tommy may want to consider taking the deal though because he won't be making any money on any Motley Crue tours anytime soon. Apparently he quit the band!

There is a squabble going on between bandmates Mick Mars, Vince Neil, and Nikki Sixx and Tommy's manager and business partner Carl Stubner. Mick, Vince, and Nikki are demanding 20 million dollars in damages claiming Stubner cost them the amount by persuading Tommy to turn his back on lucrative concert dates and concentrate his efforts in two reality TV shows (in case you're racking your brain, that's RockStar Supernova--yeah that huge band got their start on a reality show!! and Tommy Lee Goes to College, which judging by Tommy's above post, didn't seem to help so much.)

Tommy's management company released a statement that Tommy "recently informed Sixx and Mars, the shareholders of Motley Crue, Inc., that he was resigning from the band and his resignation was accepted."

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Damn everybody's fighting!! I think Jeff Beacher had the right idea, except let's make it a battle royale with Tommy, Kid, the other members of Motley Crue, Axl Rose , Kanye West, and 50 Cent with Pam as the special guest referee. Oh and Britney can perform the National Anthem.