There's just humbleness in the air I guess

"If a woman who is a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes so don't hold it against me." - Cameron Diaz

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"Um, excuse me bitch, stop copying off me! I said it first and I have it way harder because of my hotness than you do since I'm hotter! Just look at me! Look at how I'm seductively covering my breast with my hand while glaring into the camera!"



{squinting eyes and moving head from side to side} "Oh, puhlease. You best step off ho!! Let's talk about copying shall we? Do the words 'sloppy seconds' mean anything to you? Yeah, I'm talking about Timberlake. And I am wayyy hotter than you. Check my shit out. You are not included in the popular kids in the school of Hollywood."

"Yeah, whatever Cammy, what's that picture from? The Mask? What was that 1994? A tad old to be talking about school. I'm the new IT Girl in the school of Hollywood. Oh and by the way, Justin was fabulous last night."

"I don't give two fucks about that pip squeak anymore. I just stole Minnie Driver's man. Ok, and look, you may the latest shIT girl, but I have talent. Not that people realize that because of these damn genes, but I do." {crying}

"Now see, that's what I'm saying! I just can't get taken seriously in this harsh town now matter how classy I act! Look, we should stop fighting and stick together since there are so few of us hot girls. Wanna come with me to Duane Reade? I need to buy some Pantene."

"How funny, I was just headed there for some Clearasil! You're on!"



Sorry guys, I was hoping for a bitchfight too.