Cheetos?!!! St. Angelina is a BAD MOTHER!

Zahara -"Why is that lady with the busted weave running towards us Mommy?"

St. Angelina - "Kids, hide the Cheetos. Maddox, go start the helicopter."

Heather to Paul's lawyer "You're all wet!"

Heather Mills is making news today not just for hopping away with $33 million dollars cash plus assets worth $15.6 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney, but for reportedly throwing a glass of water over Paul's lawyer yesterday at the proceedings!

Heather allegedly calmly walked up to Fiona Shackleton and tipped a glass of water over her head before the judgment was announced. Somebody's been watching their soaps! Eliot Spitzer's wife, take notes!

Here's 40 year old (Really? Damn!) Fiona, before and after her makeover:


She looks better!

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Just what she needs!!

Amy Winehouse has been invited by George Clooney and Julia Roberts to sing at a party they are throwing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume. The event which will be hosted by Giorgio Armani, will take place in May. Amy has allegedly been offered £500,000 ($789,175.77) to perform at the event.

A source told UK's Mirror that Amy was shocked by the request, and that "she hasn't really taken it in - and keeps saying that her life is getting more surreal by the second."

Ya think?:


Amy needs to get help, not a gig!! I'd expect this from Julia, but really Clooney?

I can already picture all the A-Listers at the event talking condescendingly about how talented she is and what a shame, while three quarters of them have drug problems of their own. Puke.

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But is the star fake?

The man that brought us hand births, fun with the mentally handicapped, stereotype bashing, live sex celebrations, terrorist humor, making it ok to laugh at midgets, and of course, the Creme de la Creme (Don't. Trust me, you really don't wanna do that.) was finally honored with his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last Friday. Congrats Vince!

Vince accepted the honor in his "Mr. McMahon" character saying, “I already know I’m a star. I’m the biggest star of all time.”

Sadly there was no one with signs (not even that guy), no wrestlers interrupted his speech and beat him up after a handshake fake-out, there weren't any painfully obvious chicken/"cock" jokes, and no chants from the crowd(not even a "Cena Sucks!").

The WWE's all-time biggest star, Hulk Hogan, did not attend the ceremony. His daughter Brooke, however, was later seen strolling down Hollywood Boulevard.

Scratch that, it wasn't Brooke, it was a tranny hooker...My bad.

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They call him Mellow Yellow; He calls them bitches

I just can't take it! First Britney Spears is a brilliant actress, and now Adam Carolla is a dancer extraordinaire! Here's his first (and most likely, last) dance on Dancing With the Stars which premiered last night.

I smell an Emmy!

Here's the first preview for Britney's much talked about guest spot on "How I Met Your Mother."

Personally I would have said it "Can we have sex and then GO shopping?" instead of "Can we have sex and THEN go shopping?" But I'm just so proud she remembered her line! Although it's not that much of a stretch, as she probably said that to Adnan at least a couple times a day.

Enjoy the 10 seconds!

The Hollywood Spawn Report

After being pregnant for about sixteen months, Halle Berry finally gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday. This is Halle's first child and the father is Gabriel Aubry (that young hot model dude she's been dating). Halle is "doing great" and no details on the child's name have been released. We'll just call her "Genetically Gifted" for now.
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Punky Power!! Soleil Moon Frye and husband, Jason Goldberg had their second child yesterday: Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg. You'd assume by the name that it's a boy right? Wrong! The baby girl weighed in at 8 lbs., 6 oz. and mom and baby are doing great. The couple also have a 2-year-old daughter, Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. (Geez, Punky, names, not phrases!! Didn't Henry teach you anything other than not playing hide and seek in a discarded refrigerator?)
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Here's a new pic of Nicole Kidman carrying world's tiniest baby!