Britney's Out!

She's all better y'all! Brit left Promises rehab center in Malibu late yesterday. Her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement that she has successfully completed the program.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock....

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Those AI producers are so evil

You know you wanna see this again!

Whose hasn't she?

Apparently, after receiving some oral fun (and god knows what diseases) from Paris Hilton, Inver was so excited he ran right out,got some spray paint, and decided to tell the world, or at least Melrose Avenue, all about it.

I sure hope this doesn't start a trend. I'd feel really bad for Californians if every guy Paris has had her mouth on spray painted it on a building. Los Angeles would look like the opening sequence in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

FROM TMZ

Check that Coca Cola! Sounds like drunk-dialing

Britney Spears was overheard at Malibu's Promises centre talking to someone name Justin on a smuggled-in cell phone (if it's that easy to smuggle in a cell phone, imagine the drugs you could get in..BTW- I don't wanna know where the phone was hidden) and begging him to visit her.

A source said, "She was hiding in a closet and talking to a guy named Justin, probably Justin Timberlake. She was talking to him about coming to support her at a group Alcoholics Anonymous meeting on Wednesday march 7 in Santa Monica. She kept saying 'Come on Justin, please, please, please come!' She was begging him!"

Justin then hung up the phone and whined "Britney! Britney!! Britney!! Why is it always about Britney?"

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Asshat Hollywood picture and quote match-up 2

Snoop Dogg: "I think we [Snoop and Diddy] the best heroes for kids. We been through everything in music and in life. We give kids the best example to deal with everything."

Asshat Hollywood picture and quote match-up

Mischa Barton: "Paris and I are not in the same crowd, I don't know her. It's strange to me to see the way all the young actresses are lumped together. It's true that I am friends with Nicole Richie but that's it. I think there's a difference between people who are famous because of the work they do and fake celebrities."

Naomi begins sweeping

Let's check in with Naomi Campbell's community service. Yesterday was her first day. Naomi worked it like a runway show (Morgan- you get two points!) showing up at Pier 36 Sanitation Department at 8am wearing $1,000 Christian Louboutin boots, a Chanel hat, and a $1,500.00 Azzedine Alaia coat. She had her work boots slung over her shoulder.

Once inside, she made sure her boots were locked away safely in an office, changed into a reflective vest, gloves and a dust mask, and then got to work.

Deputy Sanitation Chief Albert Durrell swears she wasn't treated any differently from the non-supermodel criminals. After she left he said "She was sweeping the floors in the garage, and she came here ready to work. " He also said she interacted with co-workers (meaning she probably told them to fuck off and not to look at her) and ate takeout from a Spanish restaurant in Alphabet City.

Fellow workers may want to consider hiding their cell phones. A "pal" of Naomi's was quoted by the Daily News as saying, "She will inevitably have her hair and makeup done every day she is there. Having to wake up early already makes her cranky. By Friday, she might be a little bit punchy."

Hang in there Naomi! Oh, and, you missed a spot!

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