Lindsay has found love!!

Or at least a new bathroom partner. This week's lucky boy is Chesare Bono, as in Sonny Bono, not U2 Bono.

Yup Chesare is the 19-year old son of the late Sonny and Republican Congresswoman Mary, who must be so thrilled.

Lindsay and Chesare met in rehab and are rumored to be getting serious. According to a source: "Chez is telling pals that he and Lindsay have fallen for each other big time. They plan on moving in with one another just as soon as they get out of rehab. He is telling people they spend every moment they can together and lean on each other for comfort."

Oh Chez, you silly pathetic 19-year old. Just because Lindsay mounts you on the toilet doesn't mean that you are serious. I'm going to feel so bad for the kid when she dumps him soon for Richie Sambora.

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More JLo pregnancy rumors

PAGE SIX reports that and insider says Jennifer Lopez, is planning to "announce that she and Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert."

To add to the baby rumors, a fan that attended her concert in Connecticut Wednesday night said they could definitely see a baby bump:"...a fan blew the side of her top all the way up for a moment, and a definitive baby bump was there. She was very quick to push down her top. Then she talked about how this year is full of firsts for her . . . and every so often her dress would fly up and you would see her belly."


In other baby news, Christina Aguilera still has not confirmed that she is pregnant.




Um, yeah, keep em guessing Xtina!

Gimmie Less

So this may or may not be the video for Gimmie More that will premiere on TRL on Monday. If you didn't get enough at the VMA's, feel free to check it out. I will say this, she sure is classy.

Notice how all the close-up body shots are of the other strippers.

Stop RehDogg, you're scaring me!

YouTube phenomenon RehDogg has done it again. Just in time for Halloween, he brings us his latest masterpiece called "I am the Soul Taker." Watch with caution, cause it's scary. The Soul Taker has assured us that he has come for our pathetic souls (he means business, he has a laser pointer and everything).

Oh my god... He's going to poke out my eyes and STICK THEM DOWN MY ESOPHAGUS!!! Please somebody help!

A-baby for A-Rod

Yankees third baseman and soon to be named MVP Alex Rodriguez, 32, and his wife, Cynthia, 34, are expecting their second child. The two have been married for five years and have a two year old daughter named Natasha.

"Cynthia and I are overjoyed to announce this addition to our family,"Alex told PEOPLE, “We realize what a special gift children are, and feel very blessed to welcome our second child."

The baby is due in the spring and they don't yet know the sex.

Cynthia said, "We're just real excited," she adds. "It's almost more exciting [than the first child] in a way, because you can anticipate what you already know is so amazing. We're thrilled. We can't wait."


Sorry, but I am not going to say anything snarky about A-Rod being a faithful husband in fear of jinxing the Yankees.


UPDATE 10/5 - AW SHIT!

Scary

In an interview with British magazine, Heat, Ugly Betty star America Ferrera said she gets many letters from fans who think her character is an actual person. Some even ask her what is like to work at Mode.

She tells the mag, "The line gets blurred. You just have to deal with that every now and then and be safe and be careful. I try to keep as low-key as I can."

Wait, Ugly Betty's not real? But I just wrote Justin a letter asking him to be my seeing eye gay after my appointment with Dr. Wong for duck semen injections! What the hell am I gonna do now?

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Kid Rock: 'Pam's a crazy liar & Kanye sucks' --Yup, pretty much sums it up

So lots of Kid Rock news lately. He has publicly accused ex-wife Pamela Anderson (who is now set to marry Rick Solomon - she's has finally met her perfect mate!) of pulling the ultimate crazy drama queen stunt: lying about a miscarriage.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Kid said:

"She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah. She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up."

So Kid, not even knowing about the "pregnancy" freaked out, chartered a plane, and flew to Vancouver to see her. Then he said, "When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'"

Pam's such a moron. She totally wasted the miscarriage trick. Every girl knows that first you lie about being pregnant to get the guy to do what you want. That way you can save the miscarriage for another time down the road for sympathy. Dumbass!

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In other Kid Rock news, Kid has made a wager to 50 Cent and Kanye West (thanks a lot for resurrecting that one Kid) that his new album, titled Rock & Roll Jesus, will sell more copies in the long run than both Kanye and Fiddy's albums combined.

Kid says, "I bet, in the long run, I sell more records than both of those two put together. Because of the options that are available for getting records out nowadays, I might not be able to move 12 million records, but I do think I have a shot at having a diamond {10 million) record."

Earth to Kid Rock - it isn't 1999 anymore, you have already released Devil Without a Cause, and there's no way you are going to sell 10 million albums. That said, I hope he does outsell Kanye and Fiddy so they'll both fucking shut up.

Which brings us to the awesome part, pay attention now: Kid adds, "I'm a rapper by nature. I started out as a DJ. To me, hip-hop is the blues music of our day and age. But writing a rap song is 10 times easier than writing a melodic song that's hopefully going to be around 20 years from now. I think it's much harder to come up with melody and chord progression. There's been some great rap. I don't hear a lot of it lately."

BURN!!! OMG, how I wish I could see Kanye's face when he reads that shit. I love you Kid Rock! Too bad Joe C.'s not alive, he could totally kick Kanye's sissy ass.

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