Are they trying to drive people away?

' A 50 foot robotic replica of MICHAEL JACKSON will be reportedly erected in the desert surrounding Las Vegas, according to reports. The self-proclaimed king of pop is currently in talks to sign a long-term concert deal in Nevada's Sin City and local businessmen claim the huge Jackson likeness is among the proposals. Consultant Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, tells the New York Daily News, "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school." '

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Ok, now this is really scary. I bet this is what finally sets off the war with the aliens. Somebody better call Will Smith.

In related news, Michael is reportedly also in talks to open up a Boys' Club in Vegas. Asked why, Michael winked and said "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." (Too predictable? Sorry)

Accidental Overdose

The results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy have finally been released. At a press conference this morning Seminole Police Department Chief Charlie Tiger announced that the cause of death was"an accidental overdose with no other criminal element present." The medical examiner, Dr. Joshua Perper said he found methadone, anti-anxiety and weight-reducing drugs, vitamins, and other substances in her system.

He also said that after police conducted a thorough investigation they found nothing to indicate foul play. In this investigation they reviewed hotel security videotapes and the contents of the Howard K. Stern's laptop.

So basically, we waited almost two months to learn something we already knew.

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Celebrity Duet!

Ok, maybe Timberfuck isn't so bad after all. He's sort of putting his rep on the line to help Britney make her comeback by recording a duet with her! The song will be a remake of Marvin Gaye's 'You're All I Need to Get By', and will be produced by Timbaland.

Justin's part was leaked:

I'm all your star needs to rise.
Like a sweet honeydew, I took one look at you,
And it was plain to see,
you had on no panties. With your legs open wide,
I was glad you weren't my bride
I'll say a prayer for you
So you'll stop acting like a fool


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In other lawsuit news

Two photographers are suing Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson for the laptop-throwing incident back in November on the set of the soon-to-be critically acclaimed Blonde and Blonder. In the lawsuit, filed Friday, the paps are charging Denise, claiming she physically and verbally assaulted them when they tried to take her picture. They are also accusing Denise and Pam of lying to authorities about the incident.

This is stupid. The only person who has any right to sue is the old lady who was actually injured when the laptop fell on her head! Unfortunately, when reached for her thoughts on the situation, the old woman was only about to comment with, "You've got mail!" and "DING!"

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Scott and Mary's hotel room falls to pieces

A Burbank hotel is pressing charges against Velvet Revolver/ex-Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland and his wife Mary for trashing their hotel room.

TMZ reports that Scott and Mary " ripped alarm clocks and phones from their sockets and threw them, made "dents and gauges" in the walls, and that there was even blood found on some of the linens afterward. (A picture taken at the scene shows a note attached to a trash bag that says, in Spanish, "with blood.") "

This all started when the couple got into an argument on Saturday. It got so heated that their two children, who were there at the time, had to be taken away by Weiland's assistant. The police were called. No one was arrested and there is no word on injuries.

I wonder what the argument was about. Maybe Mary told Scott the affected epileptic/Mick-Jagger dancing was getting out of hand. There's some pictures below of the damage, I was expecting a lot worse.

Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette?

Did you check the bathroom, the bathtub?
She sleeps there sometimes
Water cleanses, you know

Clean sheets, incense, a lots of fluffy pillows
Now soiled

Time to play What's in Lindsay's Water Bottle?

A) Iced Tea
B) Jack Daniel's
C) Urine

I'm going with C. She was probably too busy snorting coke off the toilet lid and forgot to pee in the bathroom at the club.

Nice to see rehab's working out for her.

Pete Doherty still loves the crack

Human Trashcan Pete Doherty admitted in a recent interview with the New York Daily News that he still smokes crack every day, saying: "I always stumble back on it sooner or later, even if it's for half an hour a day." Pete even backed up his words by pulling out his crack pipe and lighting up during the interview.

Pete has even admitted to whoring himself in the past for a hit. He said: "There was no shame, because I kind of knew they were just lonely pissed-up old queens. And £20 was a lot of money!"

Whoa. Kate, you do realize you are beautiful and can do better than this, right?

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