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STAR magazine reports that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have split:
Sources say the glamorous due [sic-yeah, spellcheck morons!] broke up and went their separate ways after a serious discussion that ended with Justin deciding that his days with Cam were numbered. "They had been planning to be together in Tennessee with his folks," says a source. "But he came out alone and she stayed in L.A." And on Dec. 23, as he partied with friends in Senses nightclub in Memphis, the source says, Justin told fellow revelers: "Me and Cameron? We're done." He also confided to those friends that "the breakup is for keeps!"
You know Britney is hoping this is true.
Gross, all these starvedlets should get together and do a cover version of Touch of Grey.
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in Las Vegas. Don't cry Hilary, I'm not a guy, but I'm pretty sure doing Nicole would probably actually be the equivalent of doing a hole in the wall (or that skeleton from Science class), so you were probably better, even if you didn't put out at all.
Jessica and John Mayer- the most obviously together "non-couple" since Vaughniston, spent NYE at a party at the Hudson Hotel New York City and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
[THUD!]
Oops! Sorry, it was a combination of being bored and tired. I'm very "tired".
Anyway, speaking of Jess, rumor is Nick Lachey may have proposed to Vanessa Minnillo.
People reports: Lachey whispered into Minnillo's ear and kissed her neck. The occasion appeared to overwhelm Minnillo, who responded by dabbing away joyful tears. Minnillo later told PEOPLE she was pent up with emotion because "everyone that is important in my life is here. I literally choked up. I'm just so happy."
I was going to make an oral joke about Vanessa being choked up, but this is just sweet so I won't ruin it.
Finally, the hottest couple of all, Britney and alcohol!
So Britney passed out drunk and fell on her face New Year's Eve. Her reps insist she was just taking a little nap. In the middle of the floor. In a nightclub.
Her manager, Larry Rudolph was quoted as saying: "By about 1 o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out." That sounds like something they say about a racehorse being taken out to pasture.
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Ok, are we done now? Please? No more K-Fed, please! Hopefully I think they may be moving on now since Vince McMahon called out Donald Trump last night, trying to now get in on the Donald Trump/Rosie O'Donnell spat. Um, yeah, a bit late on that one too dude. You really need to hire better writers (ones that don't ask how they make the blood look so real). Call me.
So anyway, for those that didn't watch: They wasted 20 minutes on K-Fed coming into the ring and getting ready for the big fight. Then Cena laughed at him and threw him around for awhile but then all these other people interfered and ganged up on Cena and K-Fed was able to take advantage of the situation and pin Cena for the win. Of course later in the show Cena got his revenge- he FU'd (his signature move, get it?) K-Fed---just like he did the first time K-Fed was on Raw a couple months ago. Stupid, predictable, waste of time. My boyfriend Edge so got gypped out of screen time because of this shit. Although, I will say, the "We Want Britney" chants were funny.
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This is really Lindsay Lohan from the New Year's Eve party she hosted in Miami. She looks like Violet in Willy Wonka right before she turned into a blueberry.
PS - She didn't drink.
"I have a lot of New Year's resolutions. One is definitely giving back. I'm really fortunate and that's why everywhere I go I'm going to visit a children's hospital."
Um Paris, you can't give back Syphlis. Besides, haven't those children suffered enough? Maybe instead, you could just , I dunno, pay for your own food?
